avinaris:

were-all-queer-here:

helpimbeingchasedbywaltwhitman:

y'all I can guarantee you 9/10 times cashiers do not give a flyin’ flip what you buy listen I have seen people buy laxatives and adult diapers you think I’m gonna give a damn if you’re buying tampons for your wife like bitch I probably didn’t even look at the package I’m just concerned with getting it scanned beep beep motherfucker and we’re done

This is helpful for people with anxiety

beep beep motherfucker

urfavseason:

mayahan:

Clever Illustrations by Danish illustrator HuskMitNavn 

So creative

agua-de-sandia:

The best part of being bilingual is x2 the memes

Estoy aprendiendo a dar lo que recibo y no sentirme mal por ello, ya que estoy acostumbrada a siempre dar o hacer más de la cuenta y eso al final no trae nada bueno.
A disaster🌙 (via thoughtsfeatyou)